Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Kids! part 2

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later... "Da-aaad!"

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No! You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later... "Da-aaaad!"

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"

"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!"

Five minutes later... "Daaa-aaaad!..."

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

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