Friday, May 05, 2006

Puns and Such #1

I don't think my sister's marriage will last. Her new husband has a foot fetish, and on their honeymoon, he got off on the wrong foot.

There's nothing grate about sliced cheese.

Crack dealers stick their business in other people's noses.

I've heard that the government is planning on taxing the mathematically illiterate. Wait!! Isn't that called the lottery?

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