Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be open when she brings it.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Disclaimer: these are for all those men not fortunate enough to have a wife like mine.
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