Saturday, June 03, 2006

Wireless Security System

How to install a wireless security system:
  1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used workboots ... a really big pair.
  2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
  3. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish.
  4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition -back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."

Received from http://www.gcfl.net/

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