Bubba and Joe Bob are out in the woods hunting. Suddenly, Joe Bob grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Bubba quickly pulls out his new-fangled cell phone and dials 911. "911 Operator. What's your emergency?"
"Operator, Operator, I think Joe Bob is dead!!!! What should I do?"
In a calm voice, the Operator replies, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's 'dead.'"
There is silence - then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, Bubba says, "OK, now what?"
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