A Place to Stay for the Weekend

I'm looking for a place to stay for the weekend because my wife kicked me out. For some reason she's mad at me.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, fishing, golfing, watching TV. You know, important things.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home on Friday, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a couple of minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting thegrass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

So, that's why I need a place to stay for the weekend.


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