Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 10:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 11:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer replied, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde said, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on." Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed $20 to Homer saying, "Fair's fair, here's your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde answered, "I saw it too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money.
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