Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A: A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
...It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
disclaimer: these are for all those men not fortunate enough to have a wife like mine.
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